Baker’s Hours

December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas to All!!!

Filed under: Holiday Humor — Admin @ 1:23 am
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Holiday greetings to everyone. May your holidays be safe and free of drama. If there is drama, though, you could always blame it on the egg nog. 

“As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes — how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
‘Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.'”

~’Twas the Night Before Christmas by Clement Clarke Moore

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The Fifth Day of Christmas by AngelCrucher of DeviantArt.com. You can see the rest of his "Twelve Days of Christmas" in his Deviant Art gallery.

 

Song stuck in my head at the time of this post: Walking ’round in Women’s Underwear by Bob Rivers

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